Crashing down from it's roost to start the day, this behemoth is smarter than you. It hears better than you.  It calls better than you.  It sees better than you, and it can grow a beard better than you. In full strut...it looks better than you. If you get one, consider it luck. Made from high quality vinyl and outlined with our unique chrome border, this Tom has more luck getting women than you. To purchase, click on the add to cart button and pay. We'll ship it asap.
Made in the USA
For all orders exceeding a value of 100USD shipping is offered for free.
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